I've drawn a lot of cartoons, but maybe not the cartoon you're looking for. I haven't drawn a cartoon about hydrostatic engineering, for example, or forensic accounting. Yet.

It's also possible that you're shopping for cartoons not bound for a newsletter: perhaps a calendar, text book, t-shirt or website. A magnet, greeting card, a private tattoo.

If you have a special topic and use in mind — for your business, a gift, a moment's self-indulgence — let me know. Describe your project, budget, intended use, and deadline. I'll don my drawing cap and get right back to you.*

You're also welcome to buy a cartoon and replace the caption with one of your own, if it better suits your purpose. It's amazing how many drawings can fit different situations when the caption is changed.

If you decide to go with an original cartoon, here's the Creative Three Step I'll dance to create it. Cue the music.

*Disclaimer: no actual cap will be worn while drawing.